1. I’ll never believe someone who tells me I’m the most beautiful woman they have ever seen because Beyoncé.

     

  2. "One time I wrote a list of the Reasons Why I Love You in red ink on white receipt paper and I was going to give it to you but then we drank vodka and ate maraschino cherries on your kitchen floor and you told me something about timing and I recited one of my poems in hopes that you’d think I was deep and stop asking me why why why are you so sad.

    One time you told me you loved girls who always smiled so I stitched my lips into a grin and as I sat there bleeding on the kitchen floor I wrote with red ink on dirty tile a list of the Reasons Why Things Happen in hopes that you’d come back and take it back and take me back and clean up all the broken glass.

    Why why why I’m so sad is because instead of filling myself up I fill you up and it leaves me dry and angry and cracked on your kitchen floor with maraschino cherry juice running sticky down my fingers and there’s not enough ink in the world to say what I need to say.

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    — Martha Galea  (via take-me-to-therapy)

    (Source: , via nogreatillusion)

     
  3. Hey remember that time I cut bangs into my hair and instantly regretted it? So much fun.

     
  4. I’m trying to embrace winter.

     
  5. euo:

    LEE JUNG

    (via flatlining)

     
  6. domobird:

    takingbackhyrule:

    bengalqueen:

    minisporgiti:

    please can this spread like wildfire?

    "EVERYBODY KNOWS I’M A MUTHAFUCKIN MONSTERRR"

    fucking unbelievable. I am blown away. 

    WOAAAHWOWOWOWOWO

    (Source: hiheyhelloleyla, via scenicroutes)

     
     

  7. Just got asked to be in another wedding. This one is requiring cowboy boots.

    Fingers crossed for a long dress. I really want a long dress.

     
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  9. Click on this link and vote for my lame slogan.

    https://www.facebook.com/Rocket55Web?filter=2

    I could win $1000 a year towards my tuition. Please and thanks! (You’ll have to look on their wall for my post under Brandi Cummings.)

     
  10. halleberiberi:

    I always thought my neighborhood was super boring. But people nearby have come up with some greasy names for their photo map locations. And no, I don’t live at boobville. #kenosha (at nani manor)

    DUDE…Casa de la no service is my old place! Seriously my phone was worthless once I was inside that apartment. Weird that it still shows up…

     
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  12. “Nothing in the world is permanent, and we’re foolish when we ask anything to last, but surely we’re still more foolish not to take delight in it while we have it. If change is of the essence of existence one would have thought it only sensible to make it the premise of our philosophy.” 
    ― W. Somerset MaughamThe Razor’s Edge

     
  13. Laura at Riot Fest Chicago [x]

    (Source: devvees, via boundunbound)